--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle,
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WAOne day I had to be the bearer of bad news when Itold a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Notmore than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest ofthe family that the had died of a "massive internal fart."
--Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
I was performing a complete physical, including thevisual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chartand began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He readthe 20/20 line perfectly. Now your left." Again, a flawless read.Now both," I requested . There was silence. He couldn't evenread the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he haddone exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyescovered I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.
--Dr. Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester, MA
During a patient's two week follow-up appointmentwith his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that hewas having trouble with one of his medications. Which one?" I asked. The patch. Thenurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to putit!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped Iwouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
--Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,I asked, "How long have you been bed-ridden?" After a look of completeconfusion she answered Why, not for about twenty years -- whenmy husband was alive."
--Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, So,how's your breakfast this morning?" It's very good, except for theKentucky Jelly I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. Ithen asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled"KY Jelly."
--Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
And Finally . . . A new, young MD doing hisresidency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover hisembarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. Themiddle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burstout laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his workand sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wishI was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."
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