Travel Agent Terms
Travel Agent TermsNo extra fees – No extras available.
Bird Watchers Paradise – Your car's paint will never be the same.
Nominal fee – Outrageous charge.
Standard – Sub-standard.
Deluxe – Barely Standard.
Superior accommodations- One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
All the amenities – Two chocolates, two shower caps.
Just Like Home – No Maid service.
Plush – Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
Gentle breezes – In hurricane alley.
Light and airy – No air conditioning.
Picturesque – Theme park nearby.
24-hour bar – Ice cubes at additional cost (when available).
Old world charm – Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
Tropical – Rainy.
Majestic setting – A long way from town, at end of dirt road.
Options galore – Nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway – Directions to locate unclear.
Some budget rooms – Sorry, already occupied.
Explore on your own – At your own expense.
Minutes From ... – By Plane
Romantic – No Phone in room
Knowledgeable trip hosts – They've flown in an airplane before.
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