Connecticut Crazy Law


You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

Devon


It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Guilford


Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

Hartford


You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

New Britain


It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

Southington


Silly string is banned.

Waterbury


It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

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