Scary Collection 13
A Halloween joke
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they're crab apples!
A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!
A ghost joke
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
A demon joke
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin!
A ghost joke
What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!
A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!''
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