Top 10 Rules For A Man

Top 10 Rules For A Man
1.Don't call, ever.
2.If you like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3.Lie.
4.Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "spike"
5.Here's a good pickup line, "My girlfriend's pregnant, will you go out with me?
6.Play with yourself. Talk about it.
7. Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a nice grunt will do.
8. Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault.
9. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
10. Don't wear matching clothes. People will think your girlfriend picked it out, and it will cramp your style on picking up chicks.
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