Top Ten Error Messages
The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought
- "That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."
- "If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."
- "The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."
- "Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."
- "Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."
- "Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."
- "Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."
- "That General Protection Fault is not yours."
- "You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"
- "I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"
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