A 70-year-old man goes to the

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everythingseems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? Howis your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond,he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to thebathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, heturns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you aboutyour husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when heneeds to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns itoff for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been pissing in the fridge!''
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