A New Hampshireman stops by a

A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe forbreakfast. After paying the tab, he checkshis pockets and leaves his tip--three pennies.
As he strides toward the door, his waitressmuses, only half to herself: "You know, youcan tell a lot about a man by the tip heleaves."
The man turns around, curiosity getting thebetter of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, whatdoes my tip say?"
"Well, this penny tells me you're a thriftyman." Barely able to conceal his pride, theman utters "Hmm, true enough."
"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor."Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well,that's true, too."
"And the third penny tells me that your fatherwas one, too."
#joke
Joke | Source: jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
  • Currently 4.25/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

Joke of the day - A New Hampshireman stops by a

is the best Joke for Thursday, 06 April 2017 from site jokes warehouse - A New Hampshireman stops by a.
Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.
Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Some people like Lawyer jokes, other do not consider lawers jokes funny.
People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
We try to deliver best jokes every day. But, it depends on sites we take jokes from. Besides jokes, find funny photos and funny videos. Great archive so far, years of collected jokes.
NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.

Jokes Archive