A church minister decided to t...

A church minister decided to try something a little different for his Sunday sermon. He told his congregation: "I am going to call out a single word, and I want you to sing a hymn that immediately springs to mind."
First, the minister shouted out: "Cross."
And the congregation started to sing in unison: "The Old Rugged Cross."
Next he shouted out: "Grace."
And the congregation immediately burst into a rendition of "Amazing Grace."
Then the minister called out: "Sex."
There was a stunned silence from the congregation with everyone looking at each other nervously until a little old lady at the back started to sing in a frail, trembling voice: "Precious memories..."
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