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A guy and his wife are out gol

A guy and his wife are out golfing one day when they come up to the hardest hole on the course - it goes way downhill and you can't quite see where your drive goes. So they tee off and walk down the hill and, lo and behold, this guy's ball is right in front of a big barn.
The couple looks it over, and the wife says, "You know, if we open both barn doors, you will have a clear shot to the green."
The guy agrees, and they open both of the doors. He hits his ball and it makes it through the first set of doors but hits the far wall and comes ricocheting back, hitting his wife in the head and killing her.
A few months pass and he is out golfing again with his buddies. They come up to the same hole and, wouldn't you know it, the guy's ball is right behind the barn again. One of his golf buddies says, "You know, if we open both barn doors you will have a clear shot to the green."
The guy replies, "Nah, last time I tried that I got a 7."
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