A man in his sixties joined an

A man in his sixties joined an online dating agency and began a correspondence with a woman of similar age. Eventually he suggested that they should meet and decided to be completely honest with her from the outset.
He wrote, "I admit I am no oil painting. My entire face is covered in vivid red boils and I have a deep scar running across my forehead. I am 4 foot 11 inches tall, completely bald, I only have one eye, my left shoulder is six inches lower than my right and I walk with a pronounced limp. Meet you in the market square outside the bookshop at noon on Saturday."
She wrote back: "I am not concerned about your appearance and am looking forward to meeting you on Saturday. Could you please carry a copy of The Times so that I can recognize you."
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