A man takes his hamster to the...

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

Not happy with the vet's diagnosis, the man asks for a second opinion.

The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.

"There" says the vet.” Your hamster is dead."

Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.

The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.

"It's definitely dead sir,"says the vet.

Convinced, the man inquires how much he owes.

"That will be $1000, please."

"A $1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man."

"Well," says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan."
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