A man was walking in the stree

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice."Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brickwill fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front ofhim. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross theroad. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still!If you take one more step a car will run over you andyou will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car camecareening around the corner, barely missing him. "Whereare you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were youwhen I got married?"
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