A new employee at the Departme

A new employee at the Department of Transportation was given the job to paint white lines down the middle of the highway.
On his first day, the man painted six miles worth of lines, the next day three miles and the third day, less than one mile.
When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, the man replied, "I'm painting at the same speed every day. It's just that I keep getting farther and farther away from the paint can."
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