A sailor was caught AWOL as he
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop.The officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link onthis anchor chain by morning or it's the brig for you!"The sailor picked up the broom and started to sweep the chain.
Just then, a tern landed on the broom handle. The sailor yelled at thebird to leave, but it didn't. The lad picked the tern off the broomhandle, giving the bird a toss.
The bird left, only to return and light once again on the broom handle.The sailor went through the same routine all over again, with the sameresult.
He couldn't get any cleaning done because he could only sweep at thechain once or twice before the silly bird came back.
When morning came, so did the chief petty officer, to check up on hiswayward sailor.
"What on earth have you been doing all night? This chain is no cleanerthan when you started! What have you to say for yourself, sailor?"barked the chief.
"Honest, chief," came the reply, "I tossed a tern all night and couldn'tsweep a link!"
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