A teacher is giving a lesson o
A teacher is giving a lesson on religion. She asks her group of children, "If I gave all my money to church, if I helped out charities, and if I led an exceptional life, would I get in to heaven?"They all shouted at once, "No!"
So the teacher started again,"If I helped out sick children in other countries, let the homeless stay at my house and read the bible, would I get in to heaven?"
The children all shouted at once, "No!"
The teacher, now confused, asked, "So, how do I get in to heaven?"
One little boy at the back of the class shouted, "You gotta be dead!"
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