A woman goes to the doctor for

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"Nine stone two pounds," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is Eleven stone 8 pounds.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
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