Amy Schumer: Negative Three

In New York Im, like, a six -- seven with all the padding. But in Miami, I was like a negative three. People were like, What the f**k is that? Throwing up on their motorized wheelchairs. Children were crying. I was like, Beyonce calls it jelly. They were like, Thats cottage cheese, bitch. Do some lunges.
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