A young Talmud scholar who left Poland for America returns

several years later to visit his family. "But where is your

beard?" asks his mother. "Mama, in America nobody wears a

beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business

is business. In America, people work on the Sabbath." "But

kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America it's very

difficult to keep kosher." The old lady hesitates for a

moment and then, in a hoarse whisper, she says, "Shloime,

tell me one thing. Are you still circumcised?"

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