A young Talmud scholar who left Poland for America returns
several years later to visit his family. "But where is your
beard?" asks his mother. "Mama, in America nobody wears a
beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business
is business. In America, people work on the Sabbath." "But
kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America it's very
difficult to keep kosher." The old lady hesitates for a
moment and then, in a hoarse whisper, she says, "Shloime,
tell me one thing. Are you still circumcised?"
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