At a divorce court, a family o...

At a divorce court, a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.

The judge asks the baby bear; “Do you want to live with papa bear?”
The baby bear replied, "No he beats me. "

The judge asked, "so do you want to live with mommy bear?"
The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."

The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"
The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
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