Blonde quickies 4

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?

A: They make good ankle warmers.

Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?

A: Remove their underwear.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?

A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?

A: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Q: What's a brunette's mating call ?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?

Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?

A: "Next!"

Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)

A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus G.S.T.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes go in first.

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