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Blonde quickies 6

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?

A: Bucket seats.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?

A1: Thanks Guys.

A2: Are you boys all in the same band?

A3: Do you guys all play for the Swans?

Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?

A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?

A: *Who cares?*

Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?

A: So they know when to stop having sex !

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????

A1: She drops her nail-file!!!

A2: Who cares?

A3: She say 'Next'

A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder

A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes

A6: I mean, who really cares?

A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?

A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

A: Data transfer.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?

A: Because they don't know any better.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1: "What's a lightbulb?"

A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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