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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon

came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow,

this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between

the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks,

"Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed

about the impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the

middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself

in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates

him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his

lawyers. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot

of folks still siphoning."

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