Heel!

fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a

kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a

dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch

the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to

look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws

with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal,

and went home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of

their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they

called in the dog and showed

off a little.

The friends were impressed and asked whether the dog was

able to do any of the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped

the couple cold, as they hadn't

thought about "normal" tricks.

Well, they said. "Let's try this out." Once more they called

the dog and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's

forehead, closed his eyes in concentration and bowed his head.