Here's the final word on nutr
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.1. The Japanese eat very little fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wineand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fatsand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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