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Aramco Helth Department
Large scale outbreak of Texanitus hits Saudi Arabia
During the last 30 years there have been occasional outbreaks of Texanitus, but this last one appears to have reached epidemic proportions. Consequently the Health Department consider it necessary to ease the panic that is sweeping the country by issuing this advice.
Texanitus can be divided into two forms:
WARNING :
Never corner chronic sufferers in a confined space and ask them questions, as most sufferers tend to spray bulls*hit in all directions. Whether this bullsh*t is contagious we not yet know, so take precautions.
As a safeguard we are giving anti Texanitus shots to anyone that wants one, so if you are worried go along to your nearest clinic and get one.
Yours truly
Mustaffa Phart
Aramco Surgeon General
Large scale outbreak of Texanitus hits Saudi Arabia
During the last 30 years there have been occasional outbreaks of Texanitus, but this last one appears to have reached epidemic proportions. Consequently the Health Department consider it necessary to ease the panic that is sweeping the country by issuing this advice.
Texanitus can be divided into two forms:
Acute
Chronic
Chronic
Acute Texanitus is the mild form of the disease and can usually be cured by a complete rest for 5 years with the Gorra Gorra Tribe in the Amazon rain forest. Children who catch acute Texanitus usually end up as chronic cases as the disease appears to be hereditary. Some children do seem to have a natural resistance but unfortunately they seem very rare.
Chronic sufferers can sometimes be recognized by large hats that they wear to hide their enormously swollen heads. Likewise others wear large boots or belt buckles to compensate for their thin legs and distended stomachs. Other symptoms include shouts of YIPEEEE or GODAMIT, which just shows how painful this disease can be in the terminal stages.
Chronic sufferers can sometimes be recognized by large hats that they wear to hide their enormously swollen heads. Likewise others wear large boots or belt buckles to compensate for their thin legs and distended stomachs. Other symptoms include shouts of YIPEEEE or GODAMIT, which just shows how painful this disease can be in the terminal stages.
WARNING :
Never corner chronic sufferers in a confined space and ask them questions, as most sufferers tend to spray bulls*hit in all directions. Whether this bullsh*t is contagious we not yet know, so take precautions.
As a safeguard we are giving anti Texanitus shots to anyone that wants one, so if you are worried go along to your nearest clinic and get one.
Yours truly
Mustaffa Phart
Aramco Surgeon General
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