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A man who was gloomy and desperate at England's current football situation decides commit suicide. He plans to hang himself in his living room. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full England kit as his last statement. A neighbor, catching sight of the impending incident, calls the police.
On arrival, the police quickly remove the Jersey and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "It's to avoid embarrassing your family."
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