Hunting Owls

Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and

a large bird

cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned.

Her friend, Liz,

had never seen Sally looking so sad.

Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of

days. Glad you

got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?"

Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man."

Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of

the woods."

"Don't be so silly, Sally said, "I know that. I went in the

woods because I needed something there that would get me a

man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of

owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

"So, how's that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz.

Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to

have a good pair of hooters."

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