Issy is a very wealthy man and
Issy is a very wealthy man and for his mother's birthday he goes to a Sotheby's sale and buys her a very expensive painting. When he gets back home, he can't wait to phone to tell her what he's bought for her. "Hi, mum, it's me, Issy, your number one son, your boychik.""Oh... is everything all right, bubbeleh?" she asks.
"Yes, mum," replies Issy, "everything is fine. I'm ringing to tell you that for your birthday, I've just bought you a Rubens."
"Rubin?" she says, "Do you mean Rubin the accountant?"
"No, mum, Rubens is a great painter," explains Issy, laughing.
"Oh, this I didn't know," she says. "Listen, bubbeleh, ask him how much he'll charge to paint my kitchen."
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