It Pays To Know German
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs sh-t in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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