Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, ag

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemists. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The chemist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Chemist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Chemist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Chemist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Chemist: "Absolutely.."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Chemist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Chemist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "In that case, we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list."
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