Jay went to a psychiatrist. D...
Jay went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, Ive got trouble.Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it.
I get under the bed; I think theres somebody on top of it.
Top, under, under top. Im going crazy!
Just put yourself in my hands for two years, said the doctor.
Come to me three times a week, and Ill cure you.
How much do you charge?
A hundred dollars per visit.
Ill think about it.
Jay never went back.
Some time later he met the doctor on the street.
Why didnt you ever come to see me again? Asked the psychiatrist.
For a hundred bucks a visit?
A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.
Is that so! How?
He told me to cut the legs off the bed.
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