Letter from Men to Women

FROM MEN TO WOMEN

GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ANY WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS WHO HAPPEN

UPON A COPY OF THIS:

1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage

location.

2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I

will come home with the wrong thing.

3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can

still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during

timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to

this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an

immediate response.

4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels

during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to

change the channel back. I always know when the timing is

right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go

back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than

willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my

mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to

the couch.

6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do

something it is not necessary for you to call his

wife/girlfriend to discuss it.

7) If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes.

And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making

that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything

yet and if I do it will be your fault.

8) I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

9) Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get

dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten

minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am

getting dressed, not getting ready.

10) Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a

certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a

no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get

dressed while watching TV.

11) If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished

then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's

only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the

bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of

its own.

12) I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.

13) Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like

stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.

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