Never buy a 'new' brand of b

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn'tmean we're not watching it.
Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't wantone.
Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.
Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message thatyou need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your storiesare related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting forthe punchline.
The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave.He's just not crying. Big difference!
When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine. Itdoes not mean that is your chance to complain about the taste of thewater and the salsa.
What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.
When I ask, 'How many guys have you slept with?' It would be muchappreciated if you did not answer honestly.
When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp,saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.
When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.
The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will beslightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is anexcellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talkto your sister.
Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiztogether!
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