Now that food has replaced sex

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even getinto my own pants.
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I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screameror a moaner.
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I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of themget elected.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one specialperson you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Everyday I beat my own previous record for number ofconsecutive days I've stayed alive.
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having apeeing section in a swimming pool?
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