Old Farmer Went To Town To See

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket AgentAsked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?" The Old FarmerSaid, "that's My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, ChuckyGoes."
I Am Sorry Sir," Said The Ticket Agent . "we Can't AllowAnimals In The Theater."
The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater .
He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge.
The Movie Started And The Rooster Began To Squirm . The Old Farmer Unbuttoned His Fly So Chucky Could Stick His Head Out And Watch The Movie .
"Marge," Whispered Mildred . "What?" Said Marge
"I Think The Guy Next To Me Is A Pervert."
"What Makes You Think So?" Asked Marge .
"He Undid His Pants And He Has His Thing Out," WhisperedMildred .
"Well, Don't Worry A Bout It," Said Marge.
" At Our Age We've Seen 'em All"
"I Thought So Too," Said Mildred,
But This One's Eatin My Popcorn!"
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