Once upon a time, there was a ...

Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told God that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold black alleys where there was no food and life was hard.

God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way -- but here, in heaven, she would be happy and would have the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.

The cat lay down upon the pillow and was happy.

A few days later, about a dozen mice came to heaven together, and God asked them how they had liked earth. The earth was no better for them than it was for the cat. They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them roller-skates.

One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she liked heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful. The pillow was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept, but even better than the pillow was the meals on wheels.

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