One day the school principal w...

One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway.

The principal stops Johnny and asks him, "Why are you running?"

Little Johnny says, "I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir."

"Who?" asked the principal.

"Me and the kid chasing me!" and off he went.
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