One of the funniest vampire jokes

3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire amongst them.

The strongest one started 1st,

"watch this," He said as he flies so fast, about 100 miles/hour.After only 10 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth."what happened?" they asked."did you see that house over there?""yes?""well.. I killed the entire family and sucked the blood dry!""wow!? fascinating, as expected from the strongest vampire"

Then the eldest one takes the next turn"watch and learn," he said as he flies even faster, about 120 miles/hour.After only 5 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck."what happened??" they asked."did you see that village over there?""ye..yes?""well.. I killed every last person on that village and sucked the blood dry!""wow!? magnificent! truly amazing, we can expect no less from the eldest one!"

Finally the last turn belongs to the fastest one,"don't blink or you'll miss it" he said as he flies really fast, even faster than the other two, about 140 miles/hour.After only a mere 30 seconds, he comes back with blood all over his mouth, his neck, and his nose."wh..what happened???" they asked."did you see that big ass tree over there?""ye..yes?!""well.. I didn't"