Poor Old Lady

"Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with

farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't

smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since

talking to you." The Doctor nods his head and says, "Take

this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all

gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me." The old lady

comes back 2 weeks later and is angry. She says "What was in

those pills? I fart just as much. You still can't hear

them, but now they smell horrible!" The Doctor again nods

his head and says, "Great, that takes care of your sinus

problem, now let's work on your hearing."