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Really funny jokes-Loan to hog

An ambitious hog goes to a bank to ask for a loan. He steps up to the counter and asks for an application from the clerk, Patrice Vack.
"Hi, I would like to apply for a loan", said the hog.
Patrice Vack replied, "Do you have any collateral for this loan; something that can stand against your loan?"
The hog replied, "All I have is this statue of a unicorn."
"I am not sure," said Patrice Vack, "I'll need to check with the manager about this."
Patrice Vack goes to see the bank manager.
The bank manager, who addresses Patrice by her nickname Patty, says: "Knick Knack, Patty Vack. Give the hog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone" (Pun from the lyrics of THE OLD MAN song)
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