Sally & Brenda
Sally and Brenda (both blondes) exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key, which was in the ignition.Realizing the mistake, Sally asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."
"No, that won't work" answered Brenda. "People will think we're trying to break in."
So Sally suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Brenda. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger."
"Well," sighed Sally, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
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