So Bill Gates and the chairman...

So Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing over which company is better.

Bill Gates boasts, " If cars grew in technology as fast as computers did, we would be driving v-32 instead of v-8, our cars would get 5000 miles to the gallon, the top speed would be mach seven, and the sticker price for a car would be 50 dollars."

At which the GM chairman replies, "Sure, but would you really want a car that crashes 4 times a day?"
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