The police officer got out of his car and the man who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I've been waiting for you all day,” the officer said.
The man replied, “Well, I got here as fast as I could.”
When the officer finally stopped laughing, he sent the man on his way without a ticket.
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