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The Blonde Nun

One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God

appreared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is

full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and

prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to

you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you

anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of

Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material

since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said

the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blonds

everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to

stop."

"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken

from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is

something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth

your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."

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