The New Password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50F$%kingBoiledCabbagesShovedU pYourArseIfYouDon' tGiveMeAccess Now!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER Now PissedOff: 50F$%kingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA$%&IfYouDontGiveMeAccess Now
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already taken.
Big thanks to Michael Gyure for sharing this one
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