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The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has anucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 juniorvice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 juniorassistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at whichtime it does not decay but institutes a series of reviewsleading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchangeof tiny particles known as morons.
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