A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours.
Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says; “I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.”
A voice from the back of the room says, “There's a calendar behind you.”
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