There were three guys at a bar
There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a businessman and the other was a biker.The student tells the two other men that it was his anniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. "If she doesn't like the necklace she'll love the trip," he said.
The businessman said, "That's nice. For my last anniversary I got my wife a Mercedes and a new mansion, if she didn't like the Mercedes she has to like the new mansion."
As the biker finished his drink he said, "For my last anniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go f*ck herself."
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