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Things Not To Say During Sex

Things Not To Say During Sex

1. When is this supposed to feel good?

2. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!

3. Did I remember to take my pill?

4. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

5. I wish we got the Playboy channel..

6. That leak better be from the waterbed!

7. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!

8. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.

9. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.

10. No, really.. I do this part better myself!

11. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!

12. This would be more fun with a few more people.

13. You're almost as good as my ex!

14. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

15. Perhaps you're just out of practice.

16. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.

17. Now I know why he/she dumped you..

18. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?

19. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.

20. What tampon?

21. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

22. I have a confession..

23. Are those real or am I just behind the times?

24. Is that a hanging sculpture?

25. You'll still vote for me, won't you?

26. Did I mention my transsexual operation?

27. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!

28. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about.

29. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

30. Does this count as a date?

31. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!

32. Hic! I need another beer for this please.

33. I think biting is romantic, don't you?

34. You can cook too, right?

35. When would you like to meet my parents?

36. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

37. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?

38. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...

39. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?

40. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...

41. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

42. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
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